Friday, April 20, 2012

New Blog?

I swear I'm going to start a new blog and call it "Voice Mail From My Mother As Transcribed By Google Voice" and it'll feature gems like this:
Hey buddy, I'm standing here for the sole binder section deejays the only thing I think it says monkey is south Africans smoke seeding land. Is that what you're after. I'll get on this path. It's I don't hear from you. Love you.Bye bye.
and this:
Hi Sean, This Is mom. Hope you guys made it home at all at weather looks like you did. Anyway. Thank you again very much and would you have. Dr staff give me a call when she gets a minute. I'm out hiking. Love, Dad bikes, and I took a pretty good following recipient. I seeking the toll on my hand and don't know. If it's okay sweetie pie here if I need to get back down my system place, and I thought maybe I can pick it up a local familydot for an answer on that. Love you. Bye bye.
and even this:
Hey Sean, It's your mamma. I have a question for you. The IS it. 8. Newark see you guys have or color. Kendall how you know wage and if I wanted to get you soon. Gift books, to read on your whichever is how do I go about doing that. Okay, thank you bye bye.
I may also have the occasional special guest appearances by my wife:
Hey, hey. I will see you know that one and I was going on. Okay, most of the bay, cos O ciao Yeah, but hopefully it won't work out. I'll talk to you I think you're different, strange St. For games before, hey hey. So just slow. All HI ohh. Hey, bye I don't know. I get away. So you know So I don't know if with the release. Bye. Peace, yeah I get to the truth. So if you can. Bye no Yeah, Yeah, regards, ohh there it won't work or later. Bye. I'm going to dinner, for. So just let me know. Hello HI When are you And hello, hey north. No, for. No, no later. But I don't know Yeah, hey, what's up. Well, Yeah, with you. Bye, C bye HI but. I was on the alter bye bye bye, alright to see if you get a hold of you. But talk to you.
my sister:
Whom. Hello. Hey Homey. At the you say hello. Well, ohh, hey. Hello. Who. Okay bye. The only way to call shorter than they Hi Sean, So, calling to leave you a message. I'll be at it. Very well, with you later. Shaun Hi Anne. It's a Hi Michelle, hey. And. And what about the order HI you bye okay. Have a nice day bye bye, bye bye. And Love You. Hello. So badly. Hey, bye bye, bye.
my brother:
Yeah I got a 350. My cell which is Yuki. Yes 55. It's up in my view, structural there, but I don't know if you got it yet, bye.
Hey, it's Paul, I'm driving so I thought I might be a little easier to call you then. Texting tonight. You school were ever whenever i actually I'm pretty open today. Shawn it up rolling a. Should be back in time, but if not then you're stuck with just me. So, the front right now. I mean I don't know. But so whatever we gas Michelle. She, has to do the tires because I think she's one of the most likes and dislikes. So yeah but then I know. Okay bye. 
and Eddie:
Hey Jonathan, Mann give me. Gimme a ring. So I wanted to work out some details about today. Got your message about. The V. Yeah, I don't know. Gimme a call. Thanks.
I think it's a sure fire hit.

1 comment:

Old Fat and Slow said...

love the speech to text capabilities. It proves that there are things in the world that still need improvement.